More Bathroom humor

So this weekend the most funny place in my home was the bathroom in my bedroom!

1st things 1st.  There are 3 full bathrooms in the house so when this 1st issue took place, well I was very embarrassed and annoyed all in one. 

Its early morning.  My daughter and I are getting ready for the day.  I do my #2 business.  Then we are in my room discussing what she will wear for the day.  My friend comes in past us, pauses long enough to push my dresser drawers shut and then darts in the potty. 

Next thing we hear is "OH MY GAWD!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO IN HERE!  Seriously, this bowl of milk is curdling!!  AHHHHH EVER HEAR OF SPRAY!!" 

I am beyond embarrassed at this point.  I was like um why didn't you use the other bathroom?  Daughter chimes in yea.  There are 2 others and you passed one to get in here?  The reply was, well it was my favorite one.

Yup officially embarrassed.. Thank goodness the voices in my head where not awake, because I am sure PMS voice would have ripped this I'm not so sure of friendship status to smithers.  Plus, although seriously there was spray air fresh in there, how was I to know HE was going in there???? NOTE to SELF. Always spray, ya just never know.

#2 funny in the bathroom

My daughter and I are getting ready for a shopping escapade.  She in the shower, me styling my hair.

Stealthy like person shows up in the doorway and says SOOOO.  I scream, crouch all ninja style, and spray my pump hairspray in the direction of the intruder.  Daughter is now screaming because there is a human in the house besides us and I am screaming.  Intruder screams because we are screaming...Then laughs out loud and says did you just spray hairspray at me? Good one! and proceeds with laughing. 

It was all good, for it was only my sister.  But geeeze people! IT IS MY BATHROOM!  I was to busy having a heart attack to listen to any of the voices in head at this moment in time.  But, boy oh boy they where all chatting up my thoughts as we drove an hour to the choice shopping venue.  Serious note, I have decided I have no safe room in my home.