We believe in Unicorns

Yup, another Tuesday night of drinking on the cheap!

As we indulge small group style, we get the “Warning, we are through” text from one of our pals..

So we put the brakes on our weekly party (as any good friends would do) and scurry over to assist in post break up wound licking and man bashing!

We drive to the liquor store, only to sadly be locked out! By a minute!! Darn female bladder made us miss the hours of operation! Seriously had we not stopped to tinkle, we would have made it in time.  Double fisting beer it will have to be!

Once we all hug and sit around the yard, we discuss everything from how bad our past relationships are, to how bad our current situations are, to unicorn sex.  Yes I said unicorn sex… is a category definition we all came up with.  It is that unreal totally all about complete happiness worn out to the point of pass out, adult behavior. 

At some point we have decided we are the TRI-BITCH-FECTA!  The 3 of us think it’s a great description of our group.

Hours of laughs, mean spirited texts, then the final I love you text eloquently written by the 3 of us- in hopes to express our true feelings of the crumbled relationship, all is good again!  2 of us gather up our remaining beverages..which aren't much & are off so those 2 can make up “unicorn style”.  

**There is one side note here- and I honestly don’t recall when it happened, just know it did. When it is almost the 4^th of July in the USA fireworks are set off…We were not being shot at! I thought we were..even had grass stains on my knees because I did the dive in the lawn and cover my head.. 

Ah good times, good friends!