Daughter:
MOM, serious question – can you make a dippy egg omelet?
Me:
What? No, but I mean that would be pretty delicious.
Daughter:
Fine! Scrambling sounds. Okay well now it’s pale.
Voice 1
who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice
person!" Good job kiddo.
Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I am proud of you.
Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) Why are you even asking this?? Oh the boyfriend has made fun of you – Yup I knew it
Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&* you never did pay attention when I gave you cooking lessons did you? !@#$%^&
Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “Live and let learn”
Voice 6, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way wins the convo - Glitter on Daughter!! Try new things, maybe I will even try to make one dippy egg omelet.
Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I am proud of you.
Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) Why are you even asking this?? Oh the boyfriend has made fun of you – Yup I knew it
Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&* you never did pay attention when I gave you cooking lessons did you? !@#$%^&
Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “Live and let learn”
Voice 6, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way wins the convo - Glitter on Daughter!! Try new things, maybe I will even try to make one dippy egg omelet.
THEN I HEAR –
so how do you make it half a circle???
Tapping out.
Thanks for the read! XOXO
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