Electrician friend wanted

Self – uses microwave, power goes out.

Hmmmm – goes on a hunt for the electrical breaker box. Now where is a flashlight??? Oh yea cell phone app. Hit head on strange unknown thing in basement. Scream like ninny. After a bit of hunting finds breaker box, flips breaker. Moves microwave to another outlet. Okay works. Mental note, must have electrician investigate this.

Self – showers, plugs in hair straightener, turn on blow dryer…Blows breaker. Well at least I don’t have to hunt it this time, switch breaker. Move straightener out to kitchen. Mental note, must have electrician investigate this.

Self – Outdoor lights stay on all night and day. Flip every light switch in house. Cannot locate it.. Mental note, must have electrician investigate this.

   

Voice 1 who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!"  Smile, this is your hot mess to deal with.

Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I smile because there is nothing to do but figure it out.

Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) Why are you stressing?? You know homes are money pits and try your ever loving nerves.

Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&*this HOUSE is gonna be the death of me! @#$%^&

Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “Smooth seas never create skillful sailors”

Voice 6, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way – says Breath, it can be fixed.

Sigh – there is something to be said for home ownership, make friends with Electricians and …. There is definitely never a dull moment 😊

Thanks for the read! XOXO