While wondering around the Holiday Craft Show at the local fairgrounds, there was an amazing aroma of sugary treats. I was merrily looking at all the wears, when what do my wondering eyes see…but a beautiful male sitting at a counter. I was taken aback by how very stunning he was. Not to sound judging here, but most male vendors are not of the gorgeous GQ status. This man however, was.
So as I try to gaze at him, he catches my attention, and asks “May I help you?”
In my flustered state I glance at his items for sale. I respond quickly with, “Oh no thank you, I am just looking at your NUTS, I mean GOODS! “ Then turn the color crimson…..Slink off to join my friends, keeping my face towards the floor.
Of all things that man was selling!!! He had caramelized pecans, peanuts, cashews….
My friends had a real good laugh at me over this. I can’t help but wonder though, just how many times has that man heard this uttered???
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