#1 is “I have a real hard time with the fact that I spend the night with a woman, who has crabs in her bedroom & doesn’t care who knows. “ (This needs to be followed up with they are caged Hermit Crabs on my nightstand.)
# 2 A definite OMY for the weekend was when I was cozy up under my blankie because its chilly in the house. My pal climbs under the with me.
I hear, “Wow your feet are so cold, even in socks!” Ummmm, not wearing any. Yup time for a Pedi for sure!!! Text goes out to my Pedi Partner pleading for a date!
#3 is a text “I totally understand and BTW- I have ur panties” (I know what this sounds like, but I found it to be very amusing! I had to leave in a hurry and hardly said goodbye to my overnight host. I got dressed in a rush. Now, if you read my blog you have read I am a commando more than not type of person. So when I busted a move getting dressed in the morning, they were simply forgotten.)
All my little voice call for a meeting.
Voice 1 who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!" Is now streaming about how things like this can be taken wrong and what will people think??
Voice 2 always reminds me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." Has me angry, because I am not talking here! My friends are talking, why do I get the lecture???
Voice 3 is saying in an annoyed voice, Man oh mercy, Why do I put myself in a place for this sort of embarrassment? Seriously, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out bad words at the thought of people laughing at my expense.
Voice 5 comments are filled with quotes such as, smiles take less muscles and laughing burns more calories than crying.
Voice 6 is yet again the winner in my heads round table discussion. I shall BLOG it for all to laugh at and move on!
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