Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Cottage Cheese Container

Soooo I am minding my own business. Just sitting at work, merrily eating my 1% milkfat small curd lowfat cottage cheese straight out of the container, while reviewing a demonstration. 

Male walks past - What's REALLY in there??

Me - HUH?

Him - That is not cottage cheese.

Me - Ummm yeah it is.

Him - Oh SNAP, for real, for real? Like I thought people just used those for transport of left overs not the true labeled content?

Me - How do think they become containers for left overs??? MUST eat the cottage cheese man.

Him - Ewwww, who does that...

Me - Squints at him, as the board meeting rolls out...

Voice 1 who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!" Control your snarkiness...

Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I can do this, no this is a lie… Moving on.

Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) He wasn't really trying to be insulting, he was making a 


Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&* What is wrong with humans? People are nosy. @#$%^&  

Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “No question asked is a dumb question" 
😊 

Voice 6, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way, actual taps out on this one.


Voice 2 wins - stare at him blinking, Until he finally becomes so uncomfortable at my blank look - he simply backed away, turned and almost sprinted away!

Sigh...SMH


Thanks for the read! XOXO

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