Wednesday, October 9, 2019

1ton of rock

Remember my home now has a pond - complete with babbling brook or creek or crick or mini river

SOOOO... A few weeks later - now I need to re-route that crick and lay pretty paths. 1 ton of lovely rock dumped on my drive and its time to start the labor of hauling it around my home.. in small trips..in a wheel barrow.. up that mountain side. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?

Friend text - want help?? YES PLEASE!! I cannot do this at the pace I know they can and I definitely need help with this carting business!!!

Voice 1 who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!"  Shake my head - It is very hard to do this because I am the fool who signed up for this... I cuss a bunch, but friend is very kind and keeps saying things about how we got this. 

Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I ignore this voice in this entire situation, for I am so hot, do sore already, and now there is  notable continued cussing.

Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) Why did I do this???? Can’t you see this is going to stress you to the max??? I DON'T KNOW!!!! Mentally flipping her off by the other voices.

Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out her usual slew of profanity… @#$%^&* AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you try to do things on your own. ISSUES every turn of the way!!!! !@#$%^& ONCE AGAIN, she isn’t very wrong, and to make it worse I know others are merry thinking the same thing. 

Voice 5 comments with today’s uplifting quote.  "creativity takes courage"

Voice 6, with all her jolly personality, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter straight into my eyes and says the goal & core reason for this is Oakley and I will love it when it's done...Tosses another handful of glitter in my face and giggles away!!

Tara the dusty & bruised unicorn has this!! Thanks voice 6 & texting friend

Thanks for the read! XOXO

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