OK really, this is my life I need to vent a little. I know there is only 1 me. But then why at this moment in time is there a minimum of 6 voices, all with different outlooks??!!
I made a HUGE life choice not too very long ago.
I have discussed my PMS voice in other blogs so we all know she is flipping out screaming, about how are you going to sit here & worry about it? You made the choice. You did it. Now deal!
Extravagant me says, oh just go shopping. You will feel better :)
Exercise nut says, do 55 minutes of Zumba, run for 25 min, do P90X abripper. Oh and do at least one of the kettle bell work outs. You will feel amazing afterwards.
Polite me says, you really should call and check on how the people who where affected by this choice feel.
The your mother raised you if you ain't got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, is simply glaring and at that voice. I feel the heat between them.
And then there is the voice of reason in there, listening to all the banter.. It says tell you what, do everything except contact the individual, because that will only cause harm. And that voice says it like, and I ain't sayn it isn't you who will be harmed!
So I shall shop, I will workout, I only be happy, and I will keep living MY LIFE (multi-voices and all) because all things happen for a reason..Wow, sometimes it is nice to have friends in your head. I just wish they would hold the board meetings a little quicker and less loud :)
Monday, November 14, 2011
Laundry Soap
I receive a text message shortly after daughter gets on the bus.
I wonder what it is she NEEDS me to deliver to the school because she has forgotten whatever and it is vastly important as are all things she leaves behind.
As I roll my eyes and I read the text. I just laugh..
What child sends a text that says "Dang Mommi, I smell GOOOOD! Keep using the detergent you have, or maybe buy the one you had last. I haven't worn this in a while. Have a good day. Luv U"
Love the child, She makes my day bright :)
I wonder what it is she NEEDS me to deliver to the school because she has forgotten whatever and it is vastly important as are all things she leaves behind.
As I roll my eyes and I read the text. I just laugh..
What child sends a text that says "Dang Mommi, I smell GOOOOD! Keep using the detergent you have, or maybe buy the one you had last. I haven't worn this in a while. Have a good day. Luv U"
Love the child, She makes my day bright :)
Daughter does not have a Twin
Today my darling daughter made me wonder about her sanity. I laughed a lot at this and then sent out a mass to text to all who know her.
We are in a Sport Store. She is waiting at the counter. I am looking at the product brands they use. She creeps over and says "WOOOOOAH! Mommi, there is a girl back there that looks exactly like me!"
I look in the direction she is looking, because I know the store is very narrow and we are the only people in there besides the man who owns the place. I look at her shake my head and say, "My Dear that is a mirror!"
Without even a second thought she says, "Good, cuz I was so mad at you for not telling me I had a twin! Because you are like that, you know"
I have to wonder about that child, not even slightly embarrassed or concerned that as an honor student she did not realize she was looking in a mirror!! She is the future of America :)
We are in a Sport Store. She is waiting at the counter. I am looking at the product brands they use. She creeps over and says "WOOOOOAH! Mommi, there is a girl back there that looks exactly like me!"
I look in the direction she is looking, because I know the store is very narrow and we are the only people in there besides the man who owns the place. I look at her shake my head and say, "My Dear that is a mirror!"
Without even a second thought she says, "Good, cuz I was so mad at you for not telling me I had a twin! Because you are like that, you know"
I have to wonder about that child, not even slightly embarrassed or concerned that as an honor student she did not realize she was looking in a mirror!! She is the future of America :)
More Bathroom humor
So this weekend the most funny place in my home was the bathroom in my bedroom!
1st things 1st. There are 3 full bathrooms in the house so when this 1st issue took place, well I was very embarrassed and annoyed all in one.
Its early morning. My daughter and I are getting ready for the day. I do my #2 business. Then we are in my room discussing what she will wear for the day. My friend comes in past us, pauses long enough to push my dresser drawers shut and then darts in the potty.
Next thing we hear is "OH MY GAWD!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO IN HERE! Seriously, this bowl of milk is curdling!! AHHHHH EVER HEAR OF SPRAY!!"
I am beyond embarrassed at this point. I was like um why didn't you use the other bathroom? Daughter chimes in yea. There are 2 others and you passed one to get in here? The reply was, well it was my favorite one.
Yup officially embarrassed.. Thank goodness the voices in my head where not awake, because I am sure PMS voice would have ripped this I'm not so sure of friendship status to smithers. Plus, although seriously there was spray air fresh in there, how was I to know HE was going in there???? NOTE to SELF. Always spray, ya just never know.
#2 funny in the bathroom
My daughter and I are getting ready for a shopping escapade. She in the shower, me styling my hair.
Stealthy like person shows up in the doorway and says SOOOO. I scream, crouch all ninja style, and spray my pump hairspray in the direction of the intruder. Daughter is now screaming because there is a human in the house besides us and I am screaming. Intruder screams because we are screaming...Then laughs out loud and says did you just spray hairspray at me? Good one! and proceeds with laughing.
It was all good, for it was only my sister. But geeeze people! IT IS MY BATHROOM! I was to busy having a heart attack to listen to any of the voices in head at this moment in time. But, boy oh boy they where all chatting up my thoughts as we drove an hour to the choice shopping venue. Serious note, I have decided I have no safe room in my home.
1st things 1st. There are 3 full bathrooms in the house so when this 1st issue took place, well I was very embarrassed and annoyed all in one.
Its early morning. My daughter and I are getting ready for the day. I do my #2 business. Then we are in my room discussing what she will wear for the day. My friend comes in past us, pauses long enough to push my dresser drawers shut and then darts in the potty.
Next thing we hear is "OH MY GAWD!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO IN HERE! Seriously, this bowl of milk is curdling!! AHHHHH EVER HEAR OF SPRAY!!"
I am beyond embarrassed at this point. I was like um why didn't you use the other bathroom? Daughter chimes in yea. There are 2 others and you passed one to get in here? The reply was, well it was my favorite one.
Yup officially embarrassed.. Thank goodness the voices in my head where not awake, because I am sure PMS voice would have ripped this I'm not so sure of friendship status to smithers. Plus, although seriously there was spray air fresh in there, how was I to know HE was going in there???? NOTE to SELF. Always spray, ya just never know.
#2 funny in the bathroom
My daughter and I are getting ready for a shopping escapade. She in the shower, me styling my hair.
Stealthy like person shows up in the doorway and says SOOOO. I scream, crouch all ninja style, and spray my pump hairspray in the direction of the intruder. Daughter is now screaming because there is a human in the house besides us and I am screaming. Intruder screams because we are screaming...Then laughs out loud and says did you just spray hairspray at me? Good one! and proceeds with laughing.
It was all good, for it was only my sister. But geeeze people! IT IS MY BATHROOM! I was to busy having a heart attack to listen to any of the voices in head at this moment in time. But, boy oh boy they where all chatting up my thoughts as we drove an hour to the choice shopping venue. Serious note, I have decided I have no safe room in my home.
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