Mowing

As you may recall I have moved to the woods. I said woods. I live in a forest and decided that the sellers are LIARS. They claim they didn’t ever mow…..Someone had to have mowed the one patch of yard. That or they took the goats who used to maintain it!!!

Now, with that said, it is going to be impossible to push mow the hill, too steep. The one flat-ish area is not safe to mow with anything the blades wont instantly stop.

Hmmmm –

Voice 1 who always says, "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!"  Smile, this is your hot mess to deal with. BUT, what am I going to do this looks bad, not cute at all.

Voice 2 always reminding me, "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I smile because there is nothing to do but figure it out. EVEN if the sellers are LIARS!!!

Voice 3 is saying (in her normal annoyed voice of adult reason) Why are you stressing?? You know homes are money pits and you will slowly bleed out your savings account ☹ .

Voice 4 pipes in, having perpetual PMS, is snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&*this HOUSE is gonna be the death of me & the @#$%^&* LIAR sellers

Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “for every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind”

Voice 6, with all her determination to take over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way – says Breath, you got this, thinkkkkk.

Sigh – there is something to be said for home ownership, it is always gonna be something to figure out.…. There is definitely never a dull moment 😊

P.S. I researched and then searched some more – Bought a REEL MOWER. It works perfect and I love the workout. Now to figure out that too steep hillside..

Thanks for the read! XOXO