Soo....I let my daughter pick out the toilet paper this past wk at the store. Not that this in itself is a great amusement.
The comment was. From the potty she yells for my attention from another floor in the house. I answer wondering if the new toilet paper was still riding around in the back of the SUV, or if she is going to ask me to look at something-which instantly strikes fear in me, because I now know if I don't look with my eyes a pix will soon show up on my phone.
I trot on up to the stairs and holler what could you need me for in the potty?? She says "oh nothing. I just wanted you to know that I am picking the paper from now on!! I swear I just wiped my v---- with a CLOUD!"
I am here to tell you that was by far the funniest remark from the toilet this wk. Although on a side bar, My sons comment on if he had a tail where would he put it when he pooped came in second. This only because both are teenagers and I would have thought that he was well past this sort of odd thought process.
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