Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Mowing season - again

That claim they didn’t ever mow was definitely a lie.…..Someone had to have mowed the one patch of yard. I want the goats who used to maintain it back, Reel Mowers are mid evil torture devices. 

The impossible to push mow the hill which is too steep, is gonna have to be concurred. 

Voice 1 and her quote of "Be polite your mother raised you to be a nice person!"  Has me thinking this hot mess to deal with is yours and you can't finger point, suck it up buttercup.

Voice 2 "Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say." I really want to seek the former owners out and shout LIARS!!!

Voice 3 is saying (in that annoying voice of adult reason) No need to stress, ask for help.


Voice 4 pipes in, with that perpetual PMS, snapping out a slew of profanity… @#$%^&*this HOUSE really is gonna be the death of me & the @#$%^&* LIAR, LIAR sellers

Voice 5 comments are filled with uplifting quotes. “one positive thought in the morning, will change the way you look at the day"

Voice 6, determination for taking over the world one step at a time, tossing glitter along the way – says ask a professional for help, one you know and trust this time!!


Call the PRO it is, Brother-in-law to the rescue. He has a light weight self propelled push mower that can tackle the hill, and it works like a charm!!! 


P.S. Posted that Reel Mower on MarketPlace and SOLD it to another human who thought, oh these are great - So long torture device, you will not be missed.

Thanks for the read! XOXO

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