So It has been a while since I have blogged…ASSIDUOUS is my
way of life.
Every Tuesday though, my dear friends and I have a vow to
meet for Margaritas at the local joint.
One of these meetings took an interesting turn. Well after our 3rd Rita each we
decided to play euchre. So we all
travel to my house, carnival style..One car following the other. Everyone has been to my home more than once
so it really makes a fun point in how much your perception is fuzzed once you
are drinking tequila.
Everyone pulling in my driveway..except one..
The one walks up to the neighbors door, pulls it open and
rolls on in. She proceeds to yell at the
man and woman on the couch about how we bitches lost her at the light. Then demands to know where I am hiding, and
if we didn’t want her to join for cards we should have just said so!! Then as
the people stare at her in disbelief – cusses them and wants to know exactly
who the heck they are and what is their problem…Finally the man says “You are
in the wrong house, this is my wife, your friend lives next door”!
Friend runs out the house, hops in her car and drives away
Nascar style!!
We are all standing in my driveway looking at the odd interaction
of next door, and realize too late what is happening. My cell phone twirps, it’s
the lost little lamb from our group swearing and laughing. Even in my drizzled
state I have my multi voices tossing a board meeting!!
Voice 1 says, "Duh, be polite your mother raised
you to be a nice person!" Apologize to neighbors.. Voice 2 says,
"Your mother raised to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to
say." Simply ignore the fact your
friend is out of line!! Voice 3 is saying in an annoyed voice, " What on
Earth do we care what they think of her, let alone us for hanging out with
confused drunks”? Man oh mercy!! Voice 4 pipes in, "You don’t care what
anyone thinks of you, You know you can’t please everyone all the time!! Besides
these are the fools who waited until dark to take a metal detector out in the yard to
find the true property line, so you wouldn’t catch them…Laughs on them cuz you
never sleep!! & caught them & called them out on it!!” (voice 4
seriously has perpetual PMS & grudge holder issues) Voice 5 comments, in it’s
snarky but likely the one I let the world see most “ Send the male pal and son
to apologize for 1. son is kid (they can’t be mean to a lil boy), and 2 the
adult is sober- you darling are NOT!! Yup…opted to listen to voice 5..
Fun side note, this was months ago and the neighbors still
don’t speak nor wave to me!!
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