Nuts

I love sweets! They are amazing! I luv them so very much I think I may be a reincarnated hummingbird. Seriously!

There is a woman in my office who makes these sinful cookie treats.  She brought these buttery sugary yummy snacks in for our Holiday gathering.  Unfortunately, they where topped with walnuts.  I deplore nuts.  I think they are discussing in all ways.  BUT, I want the cookie snacks.  So, take them anyway and mentally think I will just pick them off in the privacy of my office and toss them out.

To my dismay, the stupid things wont pick off without taking the buttery, sugary goodness off.  What am I to do?  All voices agree, pick the gross things off and suck the delightful sugar/butter off & spit out the nasty walnuts into the trash can.

So, I follow through with this plan.

Another co-worker happens by my office, stops and demands “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

I look up.  My cheeks are all puffed full of walnuts I am busy suckling and without second thought utter a horrid statement.  “oh, just sucking the sticky goodness off my nuts!”

This poor woman almost had me call 911.  She laughed out loud so hard tears ran down her face and she momentarily stopped breathing.

Oh the things that come out my mouth worry me, or as she said the things in my mouth have her worried!